To the tune of “Some Enchanted Evening”
Trump derangement syndrome,
A CNN condition,
Crippling cognition,
The bane of all the left.
Facts no longer count;
It’s just how you feel.
The world that you live in
Is no longer real.
Trump derangement syndrome
Makes you just see racists,
Those opposition racists
Who want all others gone.
They don’t have your heart;
They don’t have your soul.
Maintaining racial privilege
Is their only goal.
How did you catch it?
It’s not for us to know.
But once it has grabbed you,
It won’t let you go.
Trump derangement syndrome
Makes liberals outrageous.
It seems to be contagious,
The bane of all the left.
Surely, it’s the Russians.
Where else to look?
Must be the Russians.
Trump’s on their hook.
That’s your conclusion;
You can’t let it go.
That’s your conclusion;
You can’t let it go.