To the tune of “Oklahoma”
Open borders, and our sovereignty goes down the drain.
It’s a brand-new day for the USA,
From the great Southwest right up to Maine.
Open borders, what on earth could ever go awry?
No, we needn’t fear that they’ll all move here.
“Down with right-wing haters,” is our cry.
Why don’t we just give up the land
For the good of the party, as planned?
And when we say
Yeeow! A-yip-i-o-e-ay!
We’re only sayin’
It’s peachy keen, open borders,
Open borders, hooray!
Open borders, and our sovereignty goes down the drain.
It’s a brand-new day for the USA
From the great Southwest right up to Maine.
Open borders, what on earth could ever go awry?
What on earth could we ever fear?
When they all move here
It’s for just right wingers to decry.
It’s for just those haters to decry.