To the tune of “Yellow Submarine”
It’s a tale of deep intrigue,
The collusion mystery.
Did the orange-haired ogre cheat
When he vanquished Hillary?
So they brought Bob Mueller in
And waited for what he would say
Just to find between the lines
Nothing but a dossier.
It’s all based on a phony dossier,
Phony dossier, phony dossier.
It’s all based on a phony dossier,
Phony dossier, phony dossier.
And it keeps on getting worse
For the crooked FBI.
What they knew but didn’t say.
And Hillary paid for the bad dossier,
Phony dossier, phony dossier.
Hillary paid for the phony dossier,
Phony dossier, phony dossier.
Yes, she paid a heavy price
For a Russian pack of lies,
But it’s we who paid, I’d say,
For the phony dossier.
We’ve all paid for the phony dossier,
Phony dossier, phony dossier.
We’ve all paid for the phony dossier,
Phony dossier, phony dossier.
We’ve all paid for the phony dossier,
Phony dossier, phony dossier.
We’ve all paid for the phony dossier,
Phony dossier, phony dossier.