The defensive coordinator of the Washington “Hegemons,” Jack Del Rio, has just been fined $100,000 by head coach Ron Rivera…
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We Will Dox You
To the tune of “We Will Rock You” So, you got out of line on that abortion thing. Think you…
FULL ARTICLEAll They Need Is Fraud
To the tune of “All You Need Is Love” Fraud, fraud, fraud. Fraud, fraud, fraud. Fraud, fraud, fraud. (Fraud, fraud,…
FULL ARTICLEThe Ballad of Nina Jankowicz
To the tune of “Mona Lisa” Truth Czarina, Truth Czarina. Joe has named you To a post for which you’re…
FULL ARTICLEApril in Washington
Around the basin there’s a ring Of cherry trees now blossoming. Showing off the city’s best, They give its residents…
FULL ARTICLEThe Hero of Muirkirk Lane
To the tune of “The Skye Boat Song” May we never forget Young Tommy Burkett, The hero of Muirkirk Lane.…
FULL ARTICLETo a Journalist Dying Youngish
(Tim Russert, R.I.P.)* We originally posted this poem parody with the title and subtitle reversed in 2008 in the wake…
FULL ARTICLETo a Journalist Dying Old
A.E. Housman’s “To an Athlete Dying Young” paraphrased When the news you did distort With your spook-approved report, The boys…
FULL ARTICLEBig Pharma Shills
To the tune of “O Tannenbaum” Big pharma shills, Big pharma shills, In bed with Merck and Pfizer. Big pharma…
FULL ARTICLEVaccines
To the tune of “Cocaine” Not like drugs that you see Advertised on TV, Vaccines. Bad effects on the side…
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