VP Harris and Governor Walz: What do I think of their chances, And what do I think of them? Consider…
FULL ARTICLEDemocratic Presidential Timber?
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Harris-Walz ’24
Incompetence caused by senility Might be a reason for shame, But incompetence caused by stupidity Is the new Democratic game.…
FULL ARTICLECognitive Problems
To the tune of “Beautiful Dreamer” Cognitive problems with our Number One Now have him with Democrats under the gun.…
FULL ARTICLEToo Late for Biden
To the tune of “It’s Too Late” Watchin’ ol’ Joe on the TV just to pass the time, There’s something…
FULL ARTICLEJust Fun
Diddle brother’s widow, Fool around with my gun. Just fun. Enjoying that gift car. How fast will it run? Just…
FULL ARTICLEBrandon, the Panderer
To the tune of “The Wanderer” Oh well, Joe’s the type of guy who will never say things straight. Where…
FULL ARTICLEDiversity Is Our Strength
Franchetti, A box checkee, Opposed by the checkee At the DOD. But the system works well. Just see our VP.…
FULL ARTICLEThe Trump Mug Shot
More positively “glowering,” More negatively “scowling,” How shall we give the defendant’s pose Its proper interpretation? What we see is…
FULL ARTICLEMug Shot for the Ages
The purpose of Trump’s indictment Was to rob him of his power, But who’s ever seen On canvas or screen…
FULL ARTICLEEighty-One Million Votes
To the tune of “Gimme Three Steps” Donald Trump’s second run should have been lots of fun. He was a…
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