To the tune of “Copacabana” They called him just “Ze.” He was an actor. He rose to power so magically,…
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Tag: journalism
Does Jack Del Rio Read DC Dave?
The defensive coordinator of the Washington “Hegemons,” Jack Del Rio, has just been fined $100,000 by head coach Ron Rivera…
FULL ARTICLEWe Will Dox You
To the tune of “We Will Rock You” So, you got out of line on that abortion thing. Think you…
FULL ARTICLEAll They Need Is Fraud
To the tune of “All You Need Is Love” Fraud, fraud, fraud. Fraud, fraud, fraud. Fraud, fraud, fraud. (Fraud, fraud,…
FULL ARTICLEThe Ballad of Nina Jankowicz
To the tune of “Mona Lisa” Truth Czarina, Truth Czarina. Joe has named you To a post for which you’re…
FULL ARTICLEThe Hero of Muirkirk Lane
To the tune of “The Skye Boat Song” May we never forget Young Tommy Burkett, The hero of Muirkirk Lane.…
FULL ARTICLETo a Journalist Dying Youngish
(Tim Russert, R.I.P.)* We originally posted this poem parody with the title and subtitle reversed in 2008 in the wake…
FULL ARTICLETo a Journalist Dying Old
A.E. Housman’s “To an Athlete Dying Young” paraphrased When the news you did distort With your spook-approved report, The boys…
FULL ARTICLELookin’ for Truth in All the Wrong Places
To the tune of “Lookin’ for Love in All the Wrong Places” You followed the mainstream and used up your…
FULL ARTICLEImagine, the Remake
To the tune of “Imagine” Imagine there’s a free press. It’s easy if you try. No talk of “conspiracy theories.”…
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