Stasi U.S.A.

To the tune of “Surfin’ U.S.A.” & “Sweet Little Sixteen”

Mobilizin’ the feds now
Across the U.S.A.
Chasin’ mom and pop “terrorists”
In my Virgin-I-A.
We see them raidin’ our houses,
Seizin’ valuables, too.
Wray and Garland should scare you.
Stasi U.S.A.

They’ve been raidin’ Mar-a-Lago, (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
Manufacturing crime. (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
Chrushin’ Stone and Manafort, (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
General Flynn and Carter Page. (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
All over Julian Assange (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
And Papadopoulos, too. (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
Creepy Joe should scare you.
Stasi U.S.A.

Joe’s emoting with clinched fists
Up by the Liberty Bell,
With a flame-colored background
Like a vision from hell,
While his goons take the cell phone
Of the pitch man Lindell.
Just another bad day in
Stasi U.S.A.

They’re targeting “deniers” (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
Of the election joke. (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
Lockin’ up trespassers, (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
No, the system ain’t broke. (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
Fillin’ up a new Gulag (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
With plain, decent folk. (insane, deranged U.S.A.)
Wray and Garland should scare you,
Stasi U.S.A.

Wray and Garland should scare you,
Stasi U.S.A.
Wray and Garland should scare you,
Stasi U.S.A.
Wray and Garland should scare you,
Stasi U.S.A.

Yeah, Wray and Garland should scare you,
Stasi U.S.A.
Yeah, Wray and Garland should scare you,
Stasi U.S.A.

David Martin