DCDave – Page 8 – The Wit and Wisdom of David Martin

Mug Shot for the Ages

The purpose of Trump’s indictment Was to rob him of his power, But who’s ever seen On canvas or screen…

To the tune of “Gimme Three Steps” Donald Trump’s second run should have been lots of fun. He was a…

(Worse than January 6 “Justice”) We’ve kidnapped and disappeared his children. In our press he’s been roasted and fried. He’s…

A country girl married a Frenchman With a warning from her friends: “We’ve heard about those French. He’ll want to…

Today, joining the Army, I fear, Is like buying a Bud Light beer. Who wants to be told By a…

To the tune of “Blame It on the Bossa Nova” When I was young, a guy was just a guy,…

Like the Germans we now know how it feels To be by foreigners bossed. It’s like we’d fought a big…

I fear our body politic Is suffering from an infection, And those who rule cannot permit A fair and transparent…

Nineteen Arabs with boxcutters. A lone, crazed man with a gun. Create a strong first impression. There’s nothing new under…

One day, our man, Giuseppe, Was riding on a bus. His broken English to a friend Found its way out…