The Big Guy’s Back

To the tune of “My Boyfriend’s Back”

The Senator’s gig paid pretty well,
Allowing the man his pockets to line,
But as the VP he reached distant shores;
His shakedown announcement had gone big time:

The big guy’s back and he’s listening for offers.
(Hey la, hey la, the big guy’s back)
He’s taking his cut after filling Hunter’s coffers.
(Hey la, hey la, the big guy’s back.)
Ukraine, Russia, Kazakhstan, too.
(Hey la, hey la, the big guy’s back.)
Such a lot of shady deals to do.
(Hey la, hey la, the big guy’s back.)
(His biggest deal was China;
The man was no small timer.)
Using his family provided him denial.
(Hey la, hey la, the big guy’s back.)
With nothing on paper to show up at a trial.
(Hey la, hey la, the big guy’s back.)
But you can’t trust a head that’s wasted by crack.
(Hey la, hey la, the big guy’s back.)
Hunter should have taken that laptop back.
(Hey la, hey la, the big guy’s back.)
(Now unless there’s massive cheating,
Joe’s heading for a beating.)
His only hope in the midst of this mess
Is the total corruption of the nation’s press.
Wait and see!
There’s really no way to save his reputation.
(Hey la, hey la, the big guy’s back.)
The fate that should await is a permanent vacation.
(Hey la, hey la, the big guy’s back.)
(La de la, the big guy’s back.) Here he comes.
(La de la, the big guy’s back.). Yeah, the big guy’s back.
(La de la, the big guy’s back.) Look out now!
(La de la, the big guy’s back.). The big guy’s back.
(La de la, the big guy’s back.). There he goes now.

David Martin